Unhappy Hubby's Tales about Wives

Oh dear. As I write this, it is almost Friday the 13th. No bad luck I hope. Oh well. . .

Oh well. . .for my guest author today. Ha.

Several of my friends like to tell jokes by email, some of which cannot be published in mixed company and before youngsters who know how to use a computer, and which one of them doesn’t now days?

The following friend and author must have had a bad day, or an argument with spouse, or maybe was just in a bad mood, because all he wanted to do was tell bad jokes about wives.

Read, laugh out loud, but DO NOT email me. I didn’t write the following. He did!

Avocados

 A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six.”

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

Water in the Carburetor 

Wife: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?”

Wife: "In the pool."

Frightening Statistic
This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrisome in recent years.

Twenty-five percent of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That’s scary. It means 75 percent are running around untreated.

The Phone

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding
anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "How do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?" 

He Must Pay

Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”
 

Today's Short Reading from the Bible

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

And so we dedicate this week’s blog to our Unhappy Hubby Writer, who is going to have lots and lots of bad luck when it comes to his own wife. Oh dear.